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[mnfats]

Eight times this month, my blind uncle has fallen out of the tree in his garden. Three or four times, he's fallen off the neighbors' extension ladder---and twice he's got trapped under a car.
Today, though, he got stuck in a gap in the neighbor's fence, and the stress of trying to extricate himself, did him in.
This has caused me a major headache, since it happened so close to Independence Day. Not only do I have to arrange the funeral and everything; I've got to find a new home for his guide-cat.