Any Good Jokes?

[SHORENUFFSTUFF]

You don't need a therapist…
when you have a strong support group around your bar stool.

Someone once asked me if I was drunk.
I said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had.

Adult me must concede…
that a major contributor to global warming was kid me leaving the front door open and heating the whole damn world.

If you go to jail for tax evasion...
you are living off taxes for not paying taxes.

You cannot buy Hot Pockets…
you can only buy cold pockets, you are expected to
supply the heat yourself. DON’T BELIEVE THE LIES!