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Saturday, 07/22/2017 3:45:13 PM

Saturday, July 22, 2017 3:45:13 PM

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A lawyer was cross-examining a witness in local court. "You have just testified that you heard the shot at exactly 11:32 PM. How did you know what time it was? Did you look at your watch?"
"No," the witness responded. "I looked at the sundial in the garden."
"That's stupid!" screamed the lawyer. "How could you tell time by a sundial it was 11:32 at night?"
The witness replied, "I had a flashlight!"

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