Many years ago my wife went to her gynecologist and told him we were desperate to start a family. She said, "We've been trying for months and I just don't seem able to become pregnant." The gynecologist said, "I'm sure we can solve your problem, if you'll just take off your underpants and get up on the examining table." She said, "Well OK, but I'd rather have my husband's baby."
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