I went in to see my doctor yesterday and he said "I haven't seen you in a long time." I said, "I know, I've been ill." Just checked out my piles using a mirror. Upon reflection, I guess I should have waited until the elevator was empty. Exit signs? They're on the way out. Humpty Dumpty died a crack head. Veterinarian: "You're here to discuss your dog's salivation?" "No. My dog's a good dog, he'll go to Heaven! I'm here about his slobbering."