Thursday, July 06, 2017 1:00:28 PM
So there's that. Welcome aboard to the Randy Hoof World of Hurt and Stupidity. One of the absolutely dumbest, most ridiculous joke pennystocks with a board on iHub and nothing else.
Randy Hoff, the goat molester and former CEO of this turd makes his meager living chopping firewood. He lives in a 764 sq ft shack in rural (I mean really, really rural) Lotus, California. He flunked ~OUTT of Folsom City Community College with Ashtrays because, well, because math and English are hard. Really hard for him. You see, Randy is stupid. So there's that too.
So he chops firewood and lives in a shack. This pennyscam wannabe is all he has for his Walter Mitty dreamlife. But he f*cked even this simple scam up. He can't even pull a simple pennystock scam. It's far too complex for his small brain.
Sometimes, I'm amazed he can even chop firewood. There are plenty of consumer complaints against his firewood sales, so he's evidently nott even good at that simple task.
Nott wishing to be too harsh, butt Randy is too dumb to be the financial criminal he wants to be.
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