Any Good Jokes?

[mnfats]

A man called the phone company to complain about his listing
in the directory.

"I told you that my last name is Sweady," he remarked, "but
you have it listed as Cyirwu."

"I'm sorry, sir," the phone company rep responded. "I'll fix it
so it'll be correct the next time we publish the directory. Now
how do you spell your name?"

"Just like I told you before," the customer replied. "It's S as in
sea, W as in why, E as in eye, A as in are, D as in double-u and
Y as in you."