What is the difference between a dead bird

[Wayne R]

A guy is driving down a county road and his tire blows out. He jacks up the car, takes the tire off, places the lug nuts in the hubcap while he replaces the tire and...

A truck passes, hitting the hubcap and the lug nuts are dispersed into the wind.

The guy is parked in front of an insaine asylum. One of the residents is watching the whole thing.

The guy is beside himself, what'll I do now????!!!

The resident says "hey buddy, don't panic, all you got to do is take off one lug nut from each tire so that you have 3 on the spare tire and you should be able to get to a garage."

The guy says, that's an excellent idea. But, what the hell, what are you doing in an insane asylum with a mind like that?

Guy says, I might be crazy, but I'm not stupid.