A Jew, a Black, a Handicap, a Gay, an Italian, a Mexican, an Asian, an Indian, an Irish, a German, a Iranian, and an uptight white woman sat down at a bar and all ordered the same drink. The bartender turns to them and loudly said, “We don’t serve your kind…” So instantly they all pulled out a hand gun and shot the bartender. As the bartender lay there dying his last words were “Of Tequila”.