Any Good Jokes?

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We now return to PAWN STARS:
How much can I get for this genuine 100 dollar bill....
The best I can do is $25.....
Thinks for 5 minutes.... Deal

I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty confident I could win a spelling be.

I'm pretty sure that just before I get to Walmart some mental institution drops off its patients to go shopping...

Education is important but happy hour is importanter.

Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I'd say I'm about 74% Rice Krispies.

If I had a nickel for every time someone said
I'm bad at math, I'd have 47 cents.