Any Good Jokes?

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Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn't understand the
humor in the "Flintstones" but, I know for a fact that
people in Abu Dhabi do.

Hey Ladies...
Open an ice cream shop and name your flavors things like:
"Don't Be Sad",
"He's Not Worth It",
"You Deserve Better"

While reciting the alphabet, we all turn into rappers
when we get to L M N O P.
That's the gangsta part.

Uni-Ball pens missed one hell of an
endorsement opportunity with Lance Armstrong.

I got called pretty today!
Well actually the full statement was "you're pretty annoying!"
But I only focus on positive things...