I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She replied, "a divorce." I said, "Shoot, I wasn't planning on spending that much." Little known fact: Mimes observe a brief moment of talking when a fellow mime passes away. I'd get up at the crack of Dawn for that. But Dawn probably wouldn't like an old fart like me. I always wanted to be a farmer, but it turned out to be the wrong field for me.