Thursday, May 11, 2017 4:50:15 PM
La-Z-Boy Announces New Model
(Monroe, Michigan 11 May 2017) - La-Z-Boy, inc. today rolled out it's latest model, the DCLT CEO (informally referred to as 'The ReclinerTimmy'). The DCLT CEO is an extra-large frame recliner covered in plush velour and pepperoni pizza. Company spokesman Pappa John Dominoes stated "The new DCLT CEO model allows one to eat pizza without ever having to get up to answer the door for a pizza delivery. Our design engineers discovered a method to incorporate edible pizza into the upholstery covering, making it possible for pennyscam CEOs everywhere to eat pizza from their recliners without ever having to miss a single hole of golf coverage on TV. Our initial order for the new model will be shipped to Friendswood, Texas as a gratuity to our long-time beta tester."
The new La-Z-Boy DCLT CEO model - a/k/a 'The ReclinerTimmy'
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