I used to eat a lot of natural foods, until I found out that most people die of natural causes. My wife said: "I want you to toast some bread for me." So I raised my wine glass and said: "To the bread!" I ate pasta and antipasta. I'm still hungry. Shortbread: They're not making it any longer. Just bought some of that Armageddon Cheese. On the package it says: "Best before end."