Any Good Jokes?

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods,
until I found out that most people die of natural causes.

My wife said: "I want you to toast some bread for me."
So I raised my wine glass and said: "To the bread!"

I ate pasta and antipasta. I'm still hungry.

Shortbread: They're not making it any longer.

Just bought some of that Armageddon Cheese.
On the package it says: "Best before end."