We used to have bon fires on the beach. We would all sit around getting drunk and telling stories or just making out with our significant other. One night we were out there and about three sheets to the wind, when all of a sudden the Northern lights appeared. "Not a common site in upstate NY. One of my drunk buddies pointed at the sky and said "Look, it's the coming of the lord". Another drunk bastard on my other side said "Quick everyone, Hide the beer!!!"