The Old Timers Club

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Why It's OK To Get Older

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me,
I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long
way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back
to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either
dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to
the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about
aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the
day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with
sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't
have anything to laugh at when you are old.