The Old Timers Club

[PappaJohn]

Sorta wish my Dad had been a golfer...woulda made reportcard time easier.

Speaking of hit-it-and-go-get-it...........

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor.

"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it."

"Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."




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