Sorta wish my Dad had been a golfer...woulda made reportcard time easier. Speaking of hit-it-and-go-get-it........... The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it." "Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing." .