NanoViricides Inc. (NNVC)

[arvitar]

Here's a much more sophisticated model I developed for NNVC, about which I'm currently writing a small monograph. It goes like this.


Months left until bankruptcy =

(amount of money currently in bank) / (amount spent per month).


My model is infinitely superior to the Alman "model" since not only does it predict that NNVC will go bankrupt, but also predicts *when*!

*GASP*