1. "Middle Class Tax Relief": FAIL. 2. "End the Offshoring Act": FAIL. 3. "American Energy & Infrastructure Act": FAIL. 4. "School Choice and Education Opportunity Act": FAIL. 5. "Repeal and Replace Obamacare Act": FAIL. 6. "Affordable Childcare and Eldercare Act": FAIL. 7. "End Illegal Immigration Act": FAIL. 8. "Restoring Community Safety Act": FAIL. 9. "Restoring National Security Act": FAIL. 10. "Clean up Corruption in Washington Act": FAIL.
Now for some snippets from the White House email celebrating "100 DAYS OF HISTORIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS"—what could be more historic than ALL CAPS?
All of these "ACCOMPLISHMENTS" involve Trump doing "more" than any other president, because in the underdeveloped frontal lobe of a man with freakishly stubby opposable thumbs, size matters.
So Trump's three main accomplishments are (drum roll, please!):
1. Signing 13 Congressional Review Act (CRA) resolutions: "more than any other President." (CRA's, btw, were introduced under Bill Clinton, so by “more,” they mean more than the last three presidents.)
Remember all that campaign talk of “CRA” this and “CRA” that? Well, it’s all come to fruition.
2. Signing 30 executive orders: "more in his first 100 days than any other President since Franklin Roosevelt."
Here's where Trump really shines because President Obama only signed 19 executive orders! No mention that two of Trump’s executive orders sought to enact Muslim bans that were immediately slapped down by the courts. The others? Mostly "cosmetic," as in, they don't amount to a hill of beans, says Yale University law professor Cristina Rodríguez:
3. "A SLEW OF LEGISLATION SIGNED": yes, a "slew," as in "more legislation in his first 100 days than any President since Truman."
None of that legislation is considered “major” by academics who actually study presidencies. Again, a little context from presidential historian Robert Dallek:
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