A gymnast walks into a bar. She gets a 3 point deduction and doesn't make the finals. I went to my Arsonists Anonymous meeting last night. We had a housewarming party. I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read. Looks like we're in for a bad spell of wether. A psychiatrist and a hooker spent the night together. In the morning each of them said, "That'll be $500 please." Several psychiatrists live in my neighborhood. It's a mental block.