Presidential Realty Corp. (PDNLB)

[redlepper]

dear fellaz,

one for all, and all for dough, for o we nuts have come here to this valley, not for the sanctimonious privileged glory of being in a valley, but to wage a grueling, bloody, savage, carnal siege on the enemy cowering beyond the walls. we will not be kind! we will not show mercy! we shall bathe in the boiling swelter of their sun baked blood! their homes shall lament, their roofs shall deny, the earth they once walked on will remember their cry, as they speed through to escape, we will offer them a crepe, then just as they come near, we will slam them in the rear. this is not something you can fix with tape, not enough capes in the world will clothe the supermen needed to save them! to this we attest, to this we sign, in front all all the mighty almighty mightiest ever powerful omnipotent and all knowings, for even they shall be shocked.

tis that, as it was written, or else we shall slam a reit so hard into this pizzazmabazz that the former will seem like a walk through the park with a sedated harambe, watching your 3 year old. you decide your own fate, this day, men.

the end.


disclaimer: my dog wrote this, blame him for your misdoings. he is not doing your miss, or your misdoings. one of those may be a lie.

the end, part deuces.