The Old Timers Club

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A man was getting concerned that his 3 daughters might not be as innocent as he wished.

What did they already know about sex? He decided to find out.

So he brought his 16-year-old daughter into the bathroom, dropped his pants, and said "Do you know what this is?" "Yes, daddy, that's a penis".

The man exploded! He couldn't believe it! "You're grounded for a year", he exclaimed, "and you're going to read the bible every day!"

He then brought his 14-year-old into the bathroom, and dropped his pants. "Do you know what this is?"

"Yes, daddy, it's a penis"

Unbelievable! He grounded her for 2 years, and took away her allowance forever.

Finally, he brought his 12-year-old into the bathroom, dropped his pants, and asked "Do you know what this is?"

"No, daddy, I don't."

"What a good girl! I'm very proud of you! I'm going to raise your allowance! Anyway, this is called a penis."

The girl laughed and said, "You call THAT a penis?!?"