Any Good Jokes?

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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first
one.

"Me, too" said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They
ate and ate and ate and ate 'til they couldn't eat any more. "I'm so full I don't think
I can fly back up to the tree," said the first one. "Me either. Let's just lay here and
bask in the warm sun," said the second. "O.K." said the first.

They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner had they fallen asleep, when a big fat tom cat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought....

Ready..................


"I just love baskin' robins."