Any Good Jokes?

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I'm not fond of taking prescription medication. Exercise, a good diet, and regular chiropractic care is what I need to take care of my body. Except for the Aspirin I take for my headache, which is caused by the Zyrtec I take for the hay-fever that I get from taking Ritalin for my short attention span caused by the Scopoderm that helps my motion sickness that I get from the Lomotil I take for my diarrhea caused by the Zenikal which helps with my uncontrolled weight gain that I get from the Paxil I take for my high cholesterol.