Any Good Jokes?

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Back in my day, we didn't have water.
We had to smash together our own hydrogen and oxygen atoms.

In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators.
We had to do addition on our fingers.
To subtract, we had to have some fingers amputated.

What's the definition of 'Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk
wished for genies not to exist anymore.

If you wear a pirates outfit to PetSmart... you can walk out with a like eight parrots on each shoulder and they won't say anything.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

Thank you in advance for not selling hot dogs.
I don't think I could order a super-sized McWeiner with a straight face.
Sincerly, Hugh_Jorgan.