To my darling wife.......
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn`t get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Saks fifth ave where I maxed out your credit card on jewelry and clothes, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is damage pretty bad, and your poor BMW is now totalled.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving husband.
P.S. Your boyfriend called this morning.
