The Old Timers Club

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A kid says to his girlfriend's father,

"Mr. Scott, there's something I want to ask you."

Mr. Scott says, "Young man, you have my full blessing.

My daughter's happiness is all I want.

You want to marry my daughter, right?"

The kid says, "No, sir, that's not it.

My car payment is due, and I'm a little short until payday, and I want to know if I could borrow fifty dollars until Friday."
Mr. Scott says, "Fuck no. I hardly know you."