A guy goes to his doctor and says: "I have a mole on the end of my penis." "Drop your pants and show me," says the doctor who then proceeds to examine the area. "Yes," confirms the doctor, "I can get rid of the mole, but I'm afraid I'll have to report you to animal welfare."
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