Any Good Jokes?

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My dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex.
We laughed about it for a while.
Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists.

An eight-year-old boy swaggers into a bar, sits on a bar stool
and says to the waitress, “I’ll have a large double brandy and a cigar.”
The waitress soon realizes the boy’s age and asks, “Do you want to get me into trouble?”
The boy replies, “Maybe later. For now, I’ll just stick with the cigar and the brandy.”

I told a friend, every condom has a serial number on it.
He said "I've never seen one"!
I told him, you have to roll them all the way down!

I’ve just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman.
It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging.
It took me ages to get her husband’s voice just right.