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Wednesday, 03/15/2017 9:07:20 AM

Wednesday, March 15, 2017 9:07:20 AM

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My wife just found out that she was adopted and was devastated..

She kept saying why didn't they want me?!

I took her in my arms and comforted her.

After a while, still crying, we kissed, and she asked me to make love to her.

In hindsight, taking her from behind shouting, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!" halfway through wasn't the best idea...
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