GOOD FOR YOU, JAKE! But just remember, you are buying golf clubs with PPHM profits. The gold clubs shall be forever tainted. You will think of PPHM every time you slice a ball into the trees or pond. And if you miss a two-foot putt? Lord have mercy!
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Article I, Section. 10. No State shall...make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts;...or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts [ask GM bondholders!].