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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and
three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a
small vacation!

The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.



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