The popular blonde cheerleader bounced into the local card shop, looked
around, then approached the clerk.
"Do you have any, like, real special birthday cards?" she asked.
"Yes, we do," he replied. "As a matter of fact, here's a new one. It's
inscribed, 'To the Boy Who Got My Cherry'."
"Wow, neat!" she squealed. "I'll take the whole box."