Any Good Jokes?

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I rolled a joint today.
My doctor said the ankle should be okay, just try to not put any weight on it for a few days.

I woke up feeling funny this morning, so I called in shtick.

He who is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone - World's worst trigonometry teacher.

It's been one day since my last confession, and they still won't let me go.

I hooked the world's biggest fish last weekend. I'm still reeling.

I wish my cat would stop thinking outside the box.

This guy at the tavern kept calling me GPS. I told him where to go.