Any Good Jokes?

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I was in a spelling bee once,
but I lost because the other contestants cheeted.

I just published a book about DIY.
It's blank and comes with a free pen.

Waitress: "Do you have any questions about
the menu? Me: "Yes.What kind of font is this?"

I'm pretty sure my next-door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker.
She wrote it on Facebook,Twitter, and in both of her diaries.

I fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone.
It had me in stitches for two weeks.