Any Good Jokes?

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A Teacher tells her class one day " I want you to tell me what your father does for a living and spell it".
David Smith gets up and says " my Dad is a Doctor, doctor".
Karen Jones says " my Dad is a Mechanic, mechanic
John Lisowski says " my Dad is an Anesthesiologist, anasth no, anesthi no.
The teacher says " John, we will get back to you a little later so you can think about it. Johnny Murphy what about you"!
Johnny says " my dad is a Bookie, bookie and he will give you 2 to1 odds that Polock will never spell anesthesiologist"!