I pulled into the Convenient Mart to get milk..
When I walked toward the store I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her and thought, "what an idiot... with the cops right there too." But anyway, I went in and got my milk.
As I was checking out I hear someone screaming. As I was walking outside I saw the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & run ning around going crazy!
I ran on outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out. When they put handcuffs on her and were about to put her in the police car, I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking & pumping gas!" But being the concerned citizen that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for, figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough.
The police officer looked me dead in my eye and said ... 'WAVING A FIREARM'
