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Wednesday, 02/15/2017 8:24:41 AM

Wednesday, February 15, 2017 8:24:41 AM

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Store owner: "Thank you for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you."

Customer: "Gosh, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised. You know that I argue every bill and always pay late."

Store owner: "I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is, I have two hundred."



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