I went to Fight Club for the 1st time last night. I was so excited I didn't hear the rules. Anyway, Fight Club is amazing and I can't wait to tell all my friends!
When the shit hits the fan......................
your fetishes have gone too far.
People call me Mr. Compromise.
It wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it.
Someone once told me that the camera
adds 10 lbs, so I didn't pack it in my suitcase.
In a cave I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I picked them up,
a giant net fell on me. It was a damn booby trap.
This angry looking cop came up to me and said "Give me your name."
I said, "Why, what's wrong with yours?"
A woman is standing on the bathroom scales desperately sucking in her stomach.
“That’s not going to help,” says her husband.
“Yes, it will,” replies the wife. “It’s the only way I can see the fricking scale!!!”
