Any Good Jokes?

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A Marine Aviator lands on an Aircraft Carrier. He gets out of his aircraft and has a shoe box under his arm.
He goes down to the Mess Hall for lunch, looks around and says " I"m the baddest dude on this ship and I can prove it"!
He opens the shoe box and pulls out a snapping turtle. He pokes the turtle in the eyes, it opens its mouth and he pulls his dick out of his pants and puts it into the turtles mouth. The turtle starts biting down, blood is shooting all over and everyone in the Mess Hall is shocked.
He pokes the turtle in the eyes again it opens its mouth and he puts his dick back into his pants.
He looks around and says " any of you bad enough to do that"!
A young Navy Recruit from the back says " I'LL give it a try, just don't poke me in the eyes"!