Derf's Grotto

[newmedman]

I'm still pissed that Peterson bought Best Kosher and killed the brand. There was nothing better than a Kosher no matter what you wanted to dress it with.

Now it's all crap unless you want to pay the butcher for his franks.

Vienna's are signifacantly overpriced for their weight and Nathan can keep his wieners to himself. I can't believe the way those dudes stuff that garbage down their throat every 4 July.

Hebrew National? WTF.

All that's in your hot dog now is, some beef, and a lot of lips and assholes from unknown origin. Perhaps a clandestine intestine or two? Who knows?

After we abolish the FDA you won't be worried about that any longer. Just breathe the smoke, it's groovy man.

I'm currently working in the building that the Iroquois Theatre was in and I've had a chat or two with people who aren't there. They tell me to keep going and I'm with them. The basements are straight out of a Scooby-Do cartoon.

I'm more scared of going topside than eating a classic dog with my friends in the basement. Make sure it's wrapped in those cute little dog buns.