Amyris Inc (fka AMRSQ)

[Spider Web]

THE LOSER CEO SCHOOL


Chapter One
How to make money right out of the gate
with a public offering and insider selling

Chapter Two
How to make your product
sound better than it really is

Chapter Three
How to convince lower management that it is
always their turn to buy donuts for everybody

Chapter Four
How to disagree with everyone and
still get away with using their ideas

Chapter Five
How to use the accomplishments of others and
to then make them sound like they are your own

Chapter Six
How to cheat investors and then have them
suck up to you at the same time after you lost
all of their money and now they will do or say
anything to get it back

Chapter Seven
How to secure a large salary using
the 'Dilution Is The Solution' method
and nobody finds out until it's too late

Chapter Eight
How to set up a bad time and location at
the next conference so that nobody can
find you while hiding out in the parking lot

Chapter Nine
How to bend, twist, and stretch the
Forward-Looking Statement Clause
without 'actually' telling a great big lie

Chapter Ten
How to make bad deals and give away
the company and forever be tied to long
term debt that will never ever go away

Chapter Eleven
How to create an excuse at just the right time
when things are starting to fall apart and really
turn against you after greenlighting a third party
internet P-n-D scheme

Chapter Twelve
How to change your identity and set
up a second home in a foreign country

Chapter Thirteen
How to go bankrupt and still
become a multi millionaire


Just My Opinion