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Monday, 01/16/2017 11:30:27 AM

Monday, January 16, 2017 11:30:27 AM

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A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. "Don't you love him anymore?" asked the lawyer.
"Oh, I still love him," the chick replied. "But all he ever wants is sex, I can't take it."
"Instead of divorcing him why don't you try charging him every time he wants to make love?" the lawyer suggested.
The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try. As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband put the hard word on her.
"Not so fast," she replied. "From now on it'll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom."
"Well, then," he said. "Here's $50."
The wife began walking to the bedroom.
"Hold on," he said, grabbing her hand. "That'll be five times in the kitchen!"
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