The Jailhouse

[Satan]

You're looking for a hot stock? I may have just the thing. How does this sound?

1. For a spokesperson, the company has an eligible-for-Social-Security-benefits "supermodel" who has been in TWO movie scenes with Chevy Chase, one of them as recently as 20 years ago.

2. The company owns 51% -- that's over half! -- of a beverage line that includes a prosecco no one ever heard of and a sugar-free sparkling wine. Diet bubbly! Tell me that your cat wouldn't want a sip or two of that (unless of course your cat gets grossed out easily).

3. It gets better. That prosecco that no one ever heard of? It's going to be served on an airline no one ever heard of. I kid you not.

Get in now.