Helix Technologies Inc. (fka HLIX)

[GreenGenie]

I wish. I'm flying solo this week. My pilot is on vacation, and my air traffic controller called in sick today. It's just me, the co-pilot, flying solo, and I have to land this tomorrow. And it's going to be a rough landing if ground control doesn't get back online soon. I have some blind spots.

Everybody is having fun but me this week.

Passengers are clueless! The President says I need to get traffic control training ASAP. No arguments there.

Luckily for me, no turbulence and clear skies ahead. But I MIGHT have to make a controlled crash landing tomorrow. No autopilot in this cockpit. Good thing I have a good runway tomorrow. This is the best possible to time to lose my crew.