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“I Think My Dog’s a Democrat”
by Bryan Lewis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3VLqLLWxbQ

Well, I think my dog’s a Democrat
And it breaks my heart to have to say
An ugly thing like that
But there’s a big old pile of evidence
That all points toward the fact
That my dog might be a Democrat.

I pay for all his healthcare
And I buy everything he eats
I provide him with a place to live
Just to keep him off the streets
Well, he just acts like he’s entitled
Even tried to unionize the cat
Yeah, I think my dog’s a Democrat.

He chewed up the Constitution
That I keep on display
And every time Benghazi’s on TV
He looks the other way
I know he’s a a liberal
Even if he won’t admit it
He pooped on my living room rug
And tried to tell me George Bush did it.

He ain’t got no papers
And what really gets my goat
Is if he could find a ride to town
Well, I know they’d let him vote!
Sure, we’ve had some good times
And he’s been fun to have around
But if he ever barks about my right to bear arms
I’m going to have to have him put down.

I pay for all his healthcare
And I buy everything he eats
I provide him with a place to live
Just to keep him off the streets
You’d have to be a Socialist
To ever act like that
So my dog must be a Democrat

All his behaviour has been hintin’
That his mom might be Mrs. Clinton
(video of Hillary “arfing”)
Yeah, I think my dog’s a
spread-the-wealth,
government health,