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Tuesday, 12/06/2016 2:16:04 PM

Tuesday, December 06, 2016 2:16:04 PM

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This reminds me of a pinky CEO promising things to shareholders.

"I'm sure I'll take you with pleasure!" the Queen said. "Two pence a week, and jam every other day."
Alice couldn't help laughing, as she said, "I don't want you to hire me – and I don't care for jam."
"It's very good jam," said the Queen.
"Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate."
"You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said. "The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday – but never jam to-day."
"It must come sometimes to 'jam to-day'," Alice objected.
"No, it can't," said the Queen. "It's jam every other day: to-day isn't any other day, you know."
"I don't understand you," said Alice. "It's dreadfully confusing!"


CEO says....."The (blank) will be out tomorrow."

Well, tomorrow comes, but by then it's today. The CEO didn't say it would be out today! LOL

You can lead a horse to water. But you can't make him get down on one knee and do an Al Jolson impression!

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