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Tuesday, 11/29/2016 1:42:48 PM

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One of our patients wasn't taking any chances. Prior to her operation, she taped notes to her body for the surgeon: "Take your time," "Don't cut yourself," "No need to rush," "Wash your hands."

After surgery, as I helped the patient back into her bed, we discovered a new note taped to her. It was from the doctor, "Has anyone seen my wristwatch?"

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