SilverSurfer -- so what happens when the static field generated by one of your brain shorts www.joeruff.com/artruff/physics/Student_Pages/Static_Electricity/Static_Electricity_Home_files/image001.gif scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/files/2011/06/static-electricity.jpeg [ http://www.joeruff.com/artruff/physics/Student_Pages/Static_Electricity/Static_Electricity_Home.htm , http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/2011/06/29/static-electricity-isnt-what-y/ (with comments)] discharges and sets off one of your brain farts? -- do you have any drapes left in your place?