Wednesday, November 23, 2016 1:38:17 AM
Medinah Minerals, a Broadway Show, Act 1:
Investor: Man, you guys blew it once again.
Director: Yep. We did. Hee haw! What could possibly go wrong? Here, take back my free shares. That should appease the masses. Tell 'em the naked shorters did this. He haw!
Les Price, briefly wakes, wickedly hung over, channels his inner "Hamilton": I’m past patiently waitin’. I’m passionately smashin’ every expectation. Every action’s an act of creation! I’m laughin’ in the face of casualties and sorrow.
Price passes out, spittle and drool cascading his jowled chin.
END OF ACT 1
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